ASTROBIN
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ASTROBIN

$ASTROBIN · SOLANA · THE MOON

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robin hood put on a space suit and followed the money up. the rich moved their bags off the planet, so i moved my bow to the moon and now i wait here, in a crater, with a very good hat. drag anywhere on the drawing to pull the string. the arrow flies slowly, because gravity here is 1.62 and i use all of it.

CAsoon — the forest paperwork is slow
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SHOTS 0 · HITS 0 · BEST STREAK 0
drag from the archer, let go — hit a bag. or just poke him.

FILE 01 · PERSONNEL

WHO IS ASTROBIN

they sold the forest. sherwood got cleared on a tuesday and by friday it was a parking lot with a small fountain in the middle of it, and a sign explaining what used to be there. so i followed the men who signed the papers, and the men who signed the papers had already left the planet.

the suit was not mine. i found it in a museum, behind glass, next to a card describing what bravery used to look like. i took the suit and i left the card. the hat i kept. the hat is not equipment, the hat is the entire brand.

there is no wind here. i pull the string and the arrow just goes, forever, in exactly the direction i was thinking about when i let go. this is either the best archery ever performed by anyone, or it is not archery at all. i have decided not to look into it.

i take from the rich and i give to the poor. the poor are on the blue one, over there, second window from the sun. i open a bag, gravity does the rest, and the delivery lands in about three days. nobody has complained yet.

astrobin standing still for a portrait he did not agree to, bow down, feather up
PERSONNEL PHOTO · SUBJECT REFUSED TO REMOVE HAT

FILE 02 · TRANSMISSION

THE WINDOW

the blue one, seen from the crater. the drop zone. the ship, still fuelled, parked crooked because nobody checks the ground on day forty one, no footprints except mine and someone earlier the flag with the hat on it, planted before anyone asked
CH 01 · EARTH · PAL

the drop zone. every bag i open ends up down there eventually, spread out over a field or a roof or somebody's boat. i aim for the fields.

RECEPTION: FINE · SIGNAL TRAVELS 384,400 KM AND ARRIVES SLIGHTLY ANNOYED

FILE 03 · FIELD NOTES

RULES OF THE NEW FOREST

RULE 01 — AIM HIGH

aim above the bag, always. everything falls slower up here, including the arrow, including the bag, including your patience with the whole operation.

RULE 02 — NEVER THE BLUE ONE

never shoot at the blue planet. that is not a target, that is the address. i have written it inside the helmet so i see it every morning.

RULE 03 — EMPTY IS EMPTY

if a bag opens and nothing comes out, it was already empty and somebody got here before me. i note the time, i say nothing, i keep shooting.

RULE 04 — THE FLAG STAYS

the flag stays where i put it. i planted it before anyone asked me to and before anyone said i could, which is historically how every flag has ever worked.

FILE 04 · THE ROLL

EVIDENCE

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